Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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