Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I love you.
Bad choice
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