we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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