There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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