i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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