You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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