i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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