Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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