so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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