your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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