Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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