he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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