i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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