He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
