I want to stick my p in your. b.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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