Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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