Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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