Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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