Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
