Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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