Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
my poor anus
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
