I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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