Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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