I want to walk on stilts...naked
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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