Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
