If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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