So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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