i'm signing you up for texting rehab
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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