i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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