Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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