I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.