....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw