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(336): View more from North Carolina

life is too short to starve

(678): View more from Georgia

life is also too short to be fat

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(314): View more from Missouri

So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

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(817): View more from Texas

Midnight walks are trippy

(1-817): View more from Texas

I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

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(530): View more from California

My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(626): View more from California

Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?

(308): View more from Nebraska

Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I love how my cats smell like pot.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...

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