Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.