That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
is that a dick in a sweater?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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