"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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