last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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