Having a random hookup so left but love u
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Operation Purity has been aborted
did i walk over a car last night?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
