Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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