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(419): View more from Ohio

with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

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(419): with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter http://tfl.nu/l06j

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(478): View more from Georgia

Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.

(706): View more from Georgia

Try anal, it works wonders.

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(478): Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week. (706): Try anal, it works wonders. http://tfl.nu/shua

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.

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(612): I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling. http://tfl.nu/2ybr

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(601): View more from Mississippi

she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket

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(601): she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket http://tfl.nu/j6rw

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(408): View more from California

Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it

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(408): Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it http://tfl.nu/ddbo

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.

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(765): I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work. http://tfl.nu/q42i

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(612): View more from Minnesota

she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)

(708): View more from Illinois

WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE

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(612): she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :) (708): WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE http://tfl.nu/vm9y

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(801): View more from Utah

two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?

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(801): two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me? http://tfl.nu/3spk

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(614): View more from Ohio

every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.

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(614): every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with. http://tfl.nu/j96s

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(501): View more from Arkansas

One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.

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(501): One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/77ib

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.

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(617): He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all. http://tfl.nu/5q9i

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.

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(541): Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night. http://tfl.nu/209g

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(317): View more from Indiana

The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.

(1-317): View more from Indiana

Ya that ship has sailed dude

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(317): The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh. (1-317): Ya that ship has sailed dude http://tfl.nu/5hyc

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?

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(734): Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex? http://tfl.nu/vpmt

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(323): View more from California

All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again

(424): View more from California

I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill

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(323): All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again (424): I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill http://tfl.nu/ys2w

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