the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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