I puked a lego.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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