fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment