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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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awkward

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no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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(309): so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school (1-309): awkward (309): no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/y6uz

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(602): View more from Arizona

Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window

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(602): Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window http://tfl.nu/pu84

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(313): View more from Michigan

this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.

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(313): this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it. http://tfl.nu/wugy

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(256): View more from Alabama

'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option

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(256): 'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option http://tfl.nu/mpq0

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.

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(908): you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table. http://tfl.nu/f3vx

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(906): View more from Michigan

I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.

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(906): I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up. http://tfl.nu/m243

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament

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(502): It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament http://tfl.nu/u7ze

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(773): View more from Illinois

I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.

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(773): I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys. http://tfl.nu/3mjd

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star

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(202): you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star http://tfl.nu/tu9p

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.

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(715): I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk. http://tfl.nu/tfhs

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(907): View more from Alaska

Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.

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(907): Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza. http://tfl.nu/7qtg

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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech

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(603): Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech http://tfl.nu/2ee5

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.

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(412): The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked. http://tfl.nu/s0us

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(954): View more from Florida

In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.

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(954): In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme. http://tfl.nu/cq54

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(416): View more from Toronto

Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR

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(416): Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR http://tfl.nu/4v5r

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