belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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