another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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