Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just had sex on a roof
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
pray to the hookup gods
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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