They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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