i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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