Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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