I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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