I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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