then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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