This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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