Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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