porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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