He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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