she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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