so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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