Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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