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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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